I was smiling yesterday, I am smiling today and I will smile tomorrow. Simply because life is too short to cry for anything.
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Santosh Kalwar
Fuck it... That's really the attitude that keeps a family together, it's not "we love each other", it's just "fuck it, man.
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Louis C.K.
Investigation?" Isabelle laughed. "Now we're detectives? Maybe we should all have code names."" Good idea, " said Jace. "I shall be Baron Hotschaft Von Hugenstein.
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Cassandra Clare
It's hard to enjoy practical jokes when your whole life feels like one.
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Rick Riordan
Is this Clarissa Fray?" The voice on the other end of the phone sounded familiar, though not immediately identifiable. Clary twirled the phone cord nervously around her finger. "Yeees?""Hi, I'm one of the knife-carrying hooligans you met last night in Pandemonium? I"m afraid I made...
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Cassandra Clare
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I ordered a single espresso because I wanted a drink I could hook up with.
My girlfriend and I just had make-up sex. We both wore make-up.
My daughter asked if the boogie man was scary. I said, "Not as scary as the boogie woman.
